America has the best healthcare system on the planet. Also, the best snacks.

A sniper on a secret Black Ops Tier 1 Navy G.I. Delta SEAL Task Unit Recon MegaForce mission finds his objective and radios his superiors for permission to fire…

Even the most innocent detail may be the key to unlocking a medical mystery.

What’s the secret to a successful marriage? Good communication and an active fantasy life.

Excuses for lateness wrapped in the enigma of nonsense.

What do you find on the other end of a phone sex chat line? Tender hearts and broken spirits. First minute free, $1.95 for each additional minute of sadness.

Who knows why kids can’t easily fall asleep? We sing them soothing songs and everything.

Jokey Bits goes green! And solves a major medical malady! With poison!

From “Amelia” to “The Fourth Kind”, Hollywood has shown it’s love for real-life stories. Can we do any less? Yes. And we did.

Steven Soderbergh is a visionary film director who is able to bridge the gulf between corporate Hollywood pop and stripped-down, innovative independent filmmaking. See Todd’s audition tape for Soderbergh’s latest indie project.

At last, the spellbinding conclusion to the blockbuster trilogy. Who will live? Who will die? Who will show their glistening white belly? All questions will be answered once you dial in to the Quirky Guys Hotline…3.

Two survivors on board a small freighter in the Colonial Fleet become locked in a battle of wits over life’s simple necessities.

Originally entered in the Sci-Fi Channel’s BSG video contest.

We didn’t win.

Don’t be shy. We know you’re out there. The lines are still open on the Quirky Guys Hotline.

With the century’s most important election almost upon us, a renegade outsider maverick enters the race at the last moment with a sweeping vision for the future of America. And his iPod.

An exciting behind-the-scenes look at the Gilliam-esque effort that goes into each and every Jokey Bit!

(Note: This bit is an outtake from our previous bit “campagin trail”, seen below)

Feeling lonely? Up for something adventurous? Try the Quirky Guys Hotline!

Celebrate the return of TV’s most cantankerous doctor, Jokey Bits style!

An accident leads to a lifetime of regret in a single, heart-wrenching moment. Hilarious!

The parent-teacher conference. A rite of passage for new parents, and a chance for teachers to understand the root causes of a child’s behavior. What could possibly go wrong? (Hint: something!)

If Jokey Bits is known for anything, it’s our spot-on celebrity impersonations.

Easter comes but once a year. And with it…madness.

Jokey Bits is back for the best 2008 ever! Except for January. We missed January. Anyway, please enjoy a daring journey to forbidden subjects, both titillating and stupid, with “questions you don’t often hear”.

Jokey Bits steps into the high-voltage arena of politics, taking on the big issues that the fat cats in Washington gloss over with flowery speeches, high-level scandals and seemingly random large-scale military actions. It’s time for a change, America! And the revolution starts with the Jokey Bit called “campaign trail”!

Who doesn’t enjoy a wonderful evening out, dining in the company of good friends? Especially when the service is as personal as what you get in the Jokey Bit called “clarity.”

Ah, celebrity! Witness the glitz and glamour, the pomp and circumstance, and the awkward and tired lifestyles of the rich and famous stars of Jokey Bits. Only in the magical world of Hollywood could such grandeur exist.

If Todd’s potty mouth doesn’t get us flagged as inappropriate on YouTube, then they’re really not paying attention over there. You have been warned. Dare you experience the Jokey Bit called “baby talk”? Why not? You’ll be back surfing for Internet porn inside of 3 minutes!

It’s the classic tale of man vs. bartender, taking on mythic and flatulent proportions in the Jokey Bit humbly titled, “the good and helpful bartender.”

Imagine if you will, a world in which one man desperately tries to achieve some kind of thing that has to do with some sort of job. Witness his descent into madness as his pleas for help go unanswered by his very self…himself. You have now crossed over into the Jokey Bit called “todd”.

Jokey Bits’ “Blammo! You’re Fired!” takes a hard look into the ruthless world of comic book sound effects manufacturing. Not for the faint of heart, this episode is guaranteed to leave you enraged and in tears (Disclaimer: you may need to jam your foot into a couch leg for tears and rage).

Jokey Bits’ “The Blackberry” is a bold commentary on our obsession with modern technology. Plus, there is an extremely disgusting twist ending. Gabriel Olds guest stars.

Jokey Bits’ “Loose Cannon Pie” tells the gritty story of two cops on the edge, racing against time to find a sinister killer before he strikes again. Tempers flare as they realize they are unable to figure out how he escaped through a common, everyday door. Because they are stupid. Stephen Falk guest stars.

WE’RE BACK! AND THIS TIME, IT’S PERSONAL! 65 million years in the making, Jokey Bits is back with an all-new look and an all-new masterwork entitled “Rumspringa!” It tells the sad tale of a man trapped between two worlds, struggling to find his true identity while wearing a ludicrous beard. It truly is touching and stupid. Mostly stupid.

This is America’s worst nightmare. Home grown revolutionaries with the will and resources to order a book from the back or a pooly edited magazine. What deadly concoctions will they unleash in the episode entitled “Anarchist Cookbook”? What price freedom, America? What price, delicious snacks?

Terror strikes where a stupid man least expects it: while he is thinking about eating some pie. Can you survive the “Home Invader”?

Just “One Last Score” and Malloy is out of the miserable business for good, as long as his accountant thinks he’s financially solvent in the highly liquid and volatile world of today’s modern economic landscape.